rotflmao its too ...( 1 month ago by K33pitBl4zin)
rotflmao its too funny make it stop
My daddy used to ...( 1 month ago by KazimirAntonIII)
My daddy used to say fuck your daddy...hahahaha fantastic
funny as hell!( 1 month ago by kumapanda)
funny as hell!
A few years ago, ...( 1 month ago by meroxyersox)
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
This rules!( 1 month ago by biggiantturkeyy)
This rules!
"I say hey Spaceman ...( 1 month ago by jaydog7575)
"I say hey Spaceman, as long as your hands are free, reach over here and fondle my balls!" Fuckin priceless!!! RIP to the true king of comedy. You're the best George.
i whole heartly ...( 4 weeks ago by captain0redbeard)
i whole heartly agree with Mr Carlin on this issue. And I love this track! 5 stars
meroxyersox : it's ...( 3 weeks ago by juansa74)
meroxyersox : it's been a week ever since I read your post..I never posted it, however, I did not see any clown....is there any step missing here?
Making a funny skin ...( 3 weeks ago by SierraKaiba)
Making a funny skin hat... hmmm... sounds like fun! Did you know that if you call someone and type in the right four digit code, you can change their answering machine? Most people never set the code, either, so the code is set at a factory default of 1234
We lost alot of ...( 3 weeks ago by 666terror)
We lost alot of Funny shit when he died.... Blessed Be George Carlin.
you should include ...( 3 weeks ago by meguy1313)
you should include the video of it. It was awesome, though.
Holy shit ...( 3 weeks ago by m1gul1)
Holy shit meroxyersox, you bullshitted me. Nothing actually happened. You just failed you silly little person. you have owned yourself. If you just happen to not be able to think of anything even distantly related to the video. Keep your hands off your keyboard! Rest in peace George.
Yes, same happened ...( 3 weeks ago by m1gul1)
Yes, same happened to me, nothing happened! I was dissapointed to be honest. Maybe we should be as annoying as people like meroxyersox? Making empty threats in the youtube? Maybe then we would someday actually have a really pissed of person next to our bed with a chainsaw. Hmm.. I think i'll pass.
You notice how part ...( 3 weeks ago by MCJROTC101775)
You notice how part 2 has almost half the views that part 1? Know why? They stopped the video, realized they should be killed and KILLED THEMSELVES!
hahah i never heard ...( 3 weeks ago by BowlingFreak218)
hahah i never heard of someone blessing an atheist
right!! hhaha. he ...( 3 weeks ago by zaprutertape)
right!! hhaha. he must not understand the term.
really? i dont ...( 3 weeks ago by zaprutertape)
really? i dont believe it.
Array( 2 weeks ago by unashamedevangelist)
Romans 8 12So then, brothers, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live according to the flesh. 13For if you live according to the flesh you will die, but if by the Spirit you put to death the deeds of the body, you will live. 14For all who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. 15For you did not receive the spirit of slavery to fall back into fear, but you have received the Spirit of adoption as sons, by whom we cry, "Abba! Father!"
you know what daddy ...( 2 weeks ago by Peaceganjareggae)
you know what daddy used to say lmao
That or he ignored ...( 2 weeks ago by kingofepic)
That or he ignored that fact. Religiously motivated selective hearing? Redundant i know.
lol funny hat( 2 weeks ago by ritban)
lol funny hat
High heels look ...( 2 weeks ago by shittymcpisspants)
High heels look pretty sexy and people can lose weight by eating less
this guy is so funny( 1 week ago by grace232)
this guy is so funny
Damn... After here ...( 1 week ago by SirBroadsword)
Damn... After here this it strikes me just how much George Carlin and 2 the Ranting Gryphon have in common... 2's not anything like as refied as Carlin, but they seem to share both similar opinions and similar openness about using curse words to describe things they hate in front of large audiences and gaily toss around death threats like confetti (it probably helps that they're both comedians)... Ya really gotta love 'em... :D
sounds like fun!
Did you know that if you call someone and type in the right four digit code, you can change their answering machine? Most people never set the code, either, so the code is set at a factory default of 1234
Blessed Be George Carlin.
12So then, brothers, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live according to the flesh. 13For if you live according to the flesh you will die, but if by the Spirit you put to death the deeds of the body, you will live. 14For all who are led by the Spirit of God are sons of God. 15For you did not receive the spirit of slavery to fall back into fear, but you have received the Spirit of adoption as sons, by whom we cry, "Abba! Father!"